Pro tip, don't eat canned chili at 11 PM, unless you want to dream that you're being invaded by the Russian army, and you went up into the attic to search for supplies to take into the woods. But there's a bunch of little kids playing in the attic so now you can't leave because who's going to care for the children? They won't be quiet because they want to run around and play and you don't want to tell them about the soldiers because they'll be scared. It would've been easier to just not eat the chili.
Paul Stivers, 4/17/2025